Best Lenny call ever! "I got to hang up. I cain't do this no longer. No, sir." (14:04)

There's a whole series of this where it's a recording of an old man who talks really slow, can't hear well, needs things re-explained, rambles a bit, etc. There are some amazingly long calls. [VIDEO]

Even completely prerecorded scripts can keep them on the phone for over 10 minutes. There's a funny series on YouTube, "Lenny", where they just play a recording of an old man who keeps asking questions and going off track: [VIDEO]

Someone can enhance lenny's spammer chat bot [VIDEO] to support: Multiple voices, and pass the phone between Lenny, his nurse, family members, etc. Create "Spammer Turning award" for the best Lenny spammer chat bot that can get caller stay the longest. That will be the ethical AI project I love to support.

A few years a back someone had the genius idea of making a robo-answering phone program that would give vague but encouraging replies when it received some unsolicited sales pitch. Although it was a fixed sequence of responses, it fooled some callers for a surprisingly long time. [VIDEO] Someone needs to hook create the plumbing to capture speech to text, feed it to a GPT script that has been told how to reply to such call center calls, then send that back through a TTS generator like this one. To overcome any latency issues, it could build in a ploy to buy time like the old script did, eg, make the robo-answerer sound like a somewhat addled old man who has to think before each reply, perhaps prefixing responses with "hmm, ahh, ..." to buy time to generate the response.

I pitched this on a recently thread, but it was 12+ hours after it was posted, so I'll try again here. What I really want is a program to waste the time of phone calls making unsolicited sales pitches. It would do voice to text, run a simple language model to generate responses, then synthesize the voice back. It doesn't need to be a sophisticated model, not much more sophisticated than the classic "Eliza" program. A few years back someone did this with a canned loop of vague responses and it fooled the sales people for surprisingly long: [VIDEO] It seems like it could all run locally for low latency. Probably the most important part to get right would be a TTS system that isn't immediately pegged as a robot.

Lenny: [LINK] [VIDEO] [LINK] Also, I highly recommend the movie, "Sorry to Bother You": [LINK] SORRY TO BOTHER YOU | Official Trailer: [LINK] With David Cross playing Cash's "white voice"! The Art Of The White Voice by David Cross and Patton Oswalt (Sorry to Bother You): [LINK] Watch Lakeith Stanfield Use His ‘White Voice’ in ‘Sorry to Bother You’ | Anatomy of a Scene: [LINK]